19 February 2010

Franklin Mint and his horse, George of Washington

In the future robots with mullets are the upper class and they all ride a creature that is a horse spliced with a historical figure. How do I know this you ask? Cause I saw this in a vision I had when I was passed out from eating a bagel with expired cream cheese.

08 February 2010

They Should Make This Movie!

Marty Mcfly traveled back to 1985, were he met teen wolf, Scott Howard. Both were very shocked over the obvious facial similarities and their mutual love for Michael J. Fox films. Their friendship blossomed over a game of Mario Bros. Basketball(The game was banned on Earth, due to it not being real), until Marty made a pass at Scott's girlfriend, Lisa. Angered Scott transforms into the teen wolf and eats Marty, knowing what he did was wrong, he assumes Marty's identity and travels back to the future and now fights crime as a basketball playing teen wolf in the future!!

07 February 2010

New Twutterarara Banner

You know that site where you post status updates that no one really gives a damn about... like, "Hey, I just karate chopped the hell out some old lady who butted in front of me in the grocery store line!" You know, that site? Well I just made me a new pic for it.

1 Hour Ninja School: Stealth Training

At "1 Hour Ninja School" in the the stealth class you're trained by the master of disguse, Martin Lawrence. The 4 minute class helps with infiltration skills and has a 100% success rate... if you're trying to hide from a blind person.